lifeonqueen | Arrrgh, Girlie, Have Ye Ever Been To Sea?

Arrgh, beware mateys, for the seas of POTC fic be full of Mary Sues and other terrible beasties lying like shoals below fair-seeming cut tags. Arrrrrrrgh.

In other news fantastical and disturbing, it appears Orlando Bloom has cut his hair. Yikes. Really, laddie, that's not a good look for you....