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18:10 Dear Stargate Universe: its 2010 you do not get a cookie for featuring a gay character in your recurring cast. Try harder. #
20:56 Body shots? Much Music you used to have taste. Now you're just a sad, tasteless MTV lost weekend wannabe. #ctvolympics #
21:14 Oh, Jaysus - the flipping Coke commercial is making me tear up. #ctvolympics #
21:27 Oh, damn Tim Hortons that was so damn manipulative (but i kind of loved it). #ctvolympics #
21:33 There's a scary man on my Tv. Make him go away. Far far far far far away. #ctvolympics #
21:35 'Our home of quiet nationalism' - pardon my fuck but what? #ctvolympics #
21:55 Shut up Brian Williams. Stop talking through the welcome ceremony. #ctvolympics #
22:04 One reason i love Her Excellency: Madame Jean clearly knows how cool her job is tonight. #ctvolympics #
22:08 Jaysus CTV, the Cold Was ended 20 years ago. Chillax on the freedom rhetoric. #ctvolympics #
22:11 So far Bermuda and Austria tied for worst outfit. Oh, wait. The Cayman Islands are making a play for the podium. #ctvolympics #
22:16 Wait, there's an Ethiopian team at the Winter Olympics?! #ctvolympics #
22:21 Dear german team, your jackets clash with your flag. And everything else in the stadium. #ctvolympics #
22:24 Nice shot of Princess Anne completely disinterested by the arrival of the British team. #ctvolympics #
22:26 Dear Irish Team, lads, what the fuck are you wearing? #ctvolympics #
22:44 RT @vinaymenon: Dreading future nightmare in which giant bear voiced by Donald Sutherland forces me to dance around his sacred grove. #
22:45 Dear God, Switzerland - show some respect! #ctvolympics #
22:53 Shut up Brian Williams! #ctvolympics #
23:03 Nelly Furtado and Brian Adams. Sometimes 2 wrongs do make a right. Bang your drum a little louder. #ctvolympics #
23:06 Clearly everyone involved in the openning ceremonies has diligently read their John Ralston Saul. #olympics #
23:16 Ah, hidden ballet dancers create illusion that it's possible to dance to Sarah McLaughlin. #ctvolympics #
23:21 I swear I saw that gold sparkle ballet scene in an episode of Stargate. #olympics #
23:22 O HAI LOREENA (I think I may actually od on #cancon tonight) #olympics #
23:27 Trying and failing to discern cultural message of punk fiddle orchestra & tappers - what? We're a nation of roughnecks? #ctv #olympics #
23:31 Thumbs down on Queen Street to punk tap fiddlers. What. The. Fuck. (at least MacIssac didn't pee on anyone). #ctv #olympics #
23:33 Wondering if we're going to get out of this without getting Anne Murray'd (about 30 minutes behind). #ctv #olympics #
23:33 @reneeswilliams Or Montreal on St. Andrew's Day... #
23:36 Peter/Paula Pan of the Prairies can go away now. #ctv #olympics #
23:38 Loving the shots of CDN Olympians in their toques. #ctv #olympics #
23:39 The "Peaks of Endeavour" get a thumbs down from the English Major on Queen Street. She's in a cranky literalist stage. #ctv #olympics #
23:45 "Slam poet from the Northwest Territories". Oooh. Kay. Then. #ctv #olympics #
23:46 Canada, the only country in the world where "please and thank you" gets an ovation. #ctv #olympics #
23:48 "We are choices. We are millions upon millions of voices." #
23:58 The lingering Tipp lilt in John Furlong's voice says a lot about the nation of Canada. #olympics #
00:05 Um, someone needs to tell KD to get a room. We don't want to know. #olympics #
00:10 I KNEW ANNE MURRAY WOULD BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE! It's not Canada if there's not Anne Murray! #olympic #
00:18 Dude, Haley Wickenheiser is taking the Olympic Oath. Cheaters beware: she may personally body check anyone caught cheating into the boards. #
00:20 Hot French Singer, who are you? Brian Williams has picked a fine time to STFU. #olympics #
00:29 LMAO... #olympics #
00:37 I think the best part was the first nations dancers. Squeaky hydraulics (and Sarah McLaughlin) aside, not bad, #Vanoc. Not bad. #
12:26 RT @DrSamuelJohnson: Consternation at the Vancouver Olympics: Plummeting down an ic'd Track at ninety Miles an Hour found to be DANGEROUS #
12:31 RT @jimbobbysez: Bernier, Paradis accused of breaking elxn spending rules ow.ly/175Tz #cdnpoli #
12:33 RT @Ojibray: Kahnawake conundrum - bit.ly/dyjRA5 #
12:34 RT @Ojibray: Kahnawake conumdrum - bit.ly/aXLQ6J #
12:37 RT @CBCNews: Soldier killed on Afghan shooting range bit.ly/d8EJPO #
12:41 In honour of the Olympics, back to the gym this morning. Let's just say Muhammed Ali need not fear for his legacy.... (yet). #boxing #

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