I'm Going to Need More Tea

It was snowing fist-sized clumps of wet, fluffy snow when I left my apartment, sans chapeau, this morning, LCBO (that's the liquor store for you foreign-types) bag full of kitty poop clutched in my little mittened hand. It was - despite the small snowdrift accumulating in my hair - glorious, the kind of snow storm I haven't seen since I was a child. I laughed all the way to the coffee shop where, after depositing the kitty poo in the outside trash bin, I ordered a coffee and shook out the folds of my pashmina so I could wrap it around my head. Mary, the Korean Lady who runs the Korean Lady Coffee Shop, took my glasses and cleaned them for me while I searched (blindly) for a lid for my coffee cup. There's something to be said for life in the Beaches but the fact that Queen Street practically shuts down every time there's a storm isn't one of them.

I <3 my Korean Ladies Coffee Shop!

The icon, if you don't know, is Elsa Bloodstone. She's immortal (after a fashion). She's also Veddy, Veddy English and she likes Big Guns.

The caption, which I'm assuming most of you can't read, says "If I have to beat up a lot of terrible little American proles today, I'm absolutely going to need more tea, darling." I <3 Elsa veddy, veddy much. And not just because I've been reading Vanity Fair again, which always leaves me with the impression that the current American president is the actual Anti-Christ and the entirety of the United States has lost their collective bloody mind - with the exception of those writing for (and reading) Vanity Fair, I suppose. And all I really wanted to do was look at the pretty pictures... alas.

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This GIP is dedicated to the dimbulb at McD's who managed to fuck up my entire order.

Icon by the ever-talented and borderline psychotic, pretentiousgit, artist of the popular Internet-comic, "Tales of a Neo-Luddite" - now with knees!!!