Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States of America:

"I'm the commander guy."

Seriously?

Seriously?!

Appropos of Nothing...

Why doesn't the English language have a decent fucking synonym for crotch?

eta: Bush is also no good... and this post just became NSFW.

Chapter Two

In which our author realizes she sucks and goes and hides under her bed with her laptop forever... .

All right, ABC

Ugly Betty

Grey's Anatomy

Private Practice.

This is how I want to spend my Thursdays next fall.

Make it happen.

Also - simulcasting sucks and CTV can kiss my ass.