lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Saturday, September 10th, 2011 06:13 am
Spending 15 minutes tracking down the actual Liberal policy proposal for tax credits to help foreign-trained Ontarians fulfill their "Canadian experience" requirements for professional certification at 5:30 in the morning....

Of course, it could be that this is the sort of jesuitical behaviour that only occurs when I find myself thinking about politics at six in the morning....
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lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 01:14 am
You know what would make this all worthwhile?

If they voted John Baird Speaker of the House.
lifeonqueen: (Misc - The Bride by Rubberneck)
Monday, May 2nd, 2011 12:49 am
Random Thought of the Day: the older I get the pickier I get about who I want to watch simulating sex on my TV.

So, Osama Bin Laden is dead, huh? Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy. That said, the scenes of Americans clapping and cheering in the streets are disquieting, reminding me of the Palestinian refugees cheering the news of the 9/11 attacks. Vengeance is a sharp knife and it cuts both ways.

Under "unclear about the concept" - Trump is reportedly upset that he was mocked at the White House Correspondents' Dinner... because no one is ever ridiculed at one of these events. The Huffington Post has video here.

I have a story to write that was due on the 21st of April - veterans of ficathons past will recall my stellar record of timeliness with these things. My excuse is my Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was absolutely, 100% dependent on finishing the entire run of Gilmore Girls because, let's face it, Lorelai Gilmore is the Sarah Connor of the light comedy-drama set.

Meanwhile, there is a federal election in Canada tomorrow. If you believe you are entitled to vote (Canadian citizen, 18+ years of age) but have not received a voter registration card, GO HERE for information about how you can register to vote at the polls tomorrow, Election Day.
lifeonqueen: (DC - THE DARK FUCKING KNIGHT)
Thursday, February 24th, 2011 01:15 am
I've a cold.

I stuck it out at work long enough to get the absolute bare minimum done, then stopped by the video store on the way home so I could curl up with All Star Superman and a bottle of DayQuil.

I like comic books. I like comic books far more than I like most comic book movies. Comic books is one of the last bastions of the uncomplicated heroic narrative: a diegetic universe where men and women wage a courageous fight against great odds, where the issues are always black and white, where it is easy to tell good from evil, and where might is always subject to right - truth, justice and, yes, the American way.

Attempts to bring the comic book genre (as distinct from the graphic medium) into the "real world" have ever only been semi-successful. Marvel Comics set its stories on the street of New York instead of Metropolis; Frank Miller rewrote Batman to expose the hero's tale as a sadistic, fascist revenge fantasy rooted in the class-jumping aspirations of the lower-middle class; better technology allows contemporary comic artists a wider and subtler palette than the original four-colour tales newsprint tales - none of it more than a gloss of shadows, narrative vanishing points to simulate depth in a two-dimensional universe.

Comic book heroes, superheroes if you will, have always fared poorly in live-action films for this reason. It's not that we don't believe a man can fly, it's that we don't believe a man who can fly would dedicate himself selflessly to the betterment and protection of strangers. Superheroes look strange on our movie screens not because their costumes or appearance are out of place in a realistic world but because their mores are.

2011 and 2012 may be the high-water mark for superhero movies. Over the next two years we have been promised films about Captain America, Green Lantern, Thor, X-Men, a new Spider-Man, another Batman, a new Superman, an Avengers movie, more Wolverine and a third Iron Man.

And those are only the heroes with above-the-title billing.

These movies come at a time when democracy, civil society and people's economic rights are under threat in a way they have not been since the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt. Our public discourse is fractured and polarized to an extent that it is difficult not merely to find areas of agreement between political foes but to agree on what issues are being contested. The question is not black and white but whether black is black and white is white.

I watch my Prime Minister defend the "courageous" actions of his cabinet minister, a minister who lied to Parliament, not once but thrice. I listen as he asserts the right of government ministers to make funding decisions when the question he was asked was why did your minister lie about the decision she made. I see our democracy brutalized by the cheap populism of petty ideogogues, deveoid of compassion, scruples and any guiding principles save the narrow scope of their own self-interest. I see them abetted by an electorate too lazy, too self-involved and too self-interested to fulfill their solitary civil obligation of voting, let alone take care to do so responsibly.

Is it any wonder that comic book heroes are more popular than ever before?

O to live in a world with no problems that can't be solved with your fists.
lifeonqueen: (Misc - A Regency lady)
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 11:07 am

"The first two rationales for the freedom of expression guarantee in s. 2(b) of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms — the proper functioning of democratic governance and getting at the truth — squarely apply to communications on matters of public interest, even those which contain false imputations. Freewheeling debate on matters of public interest is to be encouraged and the vital role of the communications media in providing a vehicle for such debate is explicitly recognized in the text of s. 2(b) itself."



Grant v. Torstar Corp
lifeonqueen: (Misc - The BVM)
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 12:15 pm
I suppose it would be appropriate at this juncture for me to reflect on the death of Senator Edward Moore Kennedy, offering my thoughts to the virtual world as a mourner baked meats to the funeral, but I find I have little to say that someone else won't have said already, said better and with greater sincerity.

I was raised to worship John F. Kennedy, as you did then if you were Irish Catholic of a certain class. At that time, Ted Kennedy was the Kennedy brother no one talked about, the stain of Chappaquiddick still fresh. In the years since, the biographies have become less hagiographic while public tolerance of bad behaviour both immoral and criminal has grown greater. If one wonders if Jack Kennedy with his infamous philandering could have become president in today's TMZ world, one may also wonder if Ted Kennedy couldn't have become president in spite of Chappaquiddick. Regardless, the transformation of Ted Kennedy from least of the Kennedy brothers to the respected Senior Senator from Massachussetts is one of the more interesting second acts in American public life, where such heel-face turns are widely held not to occur.

A glance at Kennedy's CV from the US Senate demonstrates an active politician with an equally active social conscience that is hard to square with the boy who was thrown out of Harvard for cheating or the man who wandered away from the accident that killed Mary Jo Kopechne. Today there will be a rush to give disproportionate weight to both aspects of the Kennedy's life. For my part, I hope in equal measure that (to paraphrase [livejournal.com profile] cofax7) Mary Jo is there to kick Teddy's ass and that God judges him kindly.

Amen.
lifeonqueen: (Misc - Watching)
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 05:46 pm
Did Hubert LaCroix just say "fart" on Radio One?

LOL.

800 jobs cut at the CBC today - way to stimulate the economy, Mr. Prime Minister. If you ever seen me choking, please don't help me, I want to live.
lifeonqueen: (TSCC - Hope)
Friday, January 30th, 2009 09:53 am
1)) The difference 15 months can make.

2) Jack Layton has finally stopped pretending that the NDP is anything other than a vehicle for his colossal ego - Jack, honey, you couldn't stand up to Mel Lastman. Go away.

3) Apparently, I am a cool nerd. Although I can totally live with that, as the test seems to correlate ignorance of science and computer programming with being less nerdy, it may not actually be a compliment.


NerdTests.com says I'm a Cool High Nerd.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get nerdy images and jokes, and talk to others on the nerd forum!


4) Texas - still having a zombie problem. Who knew?

5) - Time suck de jour: Obamiconme (see above - hehehehe).
lifeonqueen: (TSCC - Out of Ammo)
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 12:46 pm
My cat's pretty seriously sick - and I'm reminded once again why I treasure Canada's system of universal healthcare because blood tests for the cat started at $300. Add the ancilliary costs of treatment, a day at the vet's and actually being examined, we'd hit the $500 mark before even getting a diagnosis. I imagine what that it would cost for a human being and I feel faint. Universal healthcare isn't "socialist" - it's the decent fucking thing to do because no one should ever be faced with choosing between paying their rent, paying their power bill or buy food and going to the doctor.

The diagnosis, btw, was he's got a major infection (gee, what was your first clue? The massive fever?) and probably has for a while. If he gets better with antibiotics, good, otherwise the vet is going to want to go looking for causes.

My wallet trembles at the thought.


Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States of America. Sometimes, it's good to be wrong. My thanks to John McCain and the GOP braintrust who told him to select that mendacious ignoramus for a running mate and suspend his campaign to "address" the financial crisis - Obama couldn't have done it without you.

However, constantly point out how electing a black man means that the US is over its issues about race actually proves how much the US (or the person in question) is not over its/their issues about race. When a black, red, brown, yellow, puce, chartreuse man/woman/eggplant can run for President, Prime Minister or the head of the local School Board without someone commenting on their skin tone/ethnicity/religious affliation/gender or sexual preference is when the US/Canada/the rest of the world will be over it.

I believe Mr. Obama's election is one giant step for us all towards that day. But the fight is far from over.


The ACLU is Challenging Proposition Eight in California. You can donate to the ACLU here.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] queenofthorns for telling me where to send the cheque.


This morning, Andy Barrie interviewed Lisa Ray on Metro Morning about her upcoming films. Halfway through the interview, he asked how, without knowing her background, a person could see the ways in which she was Polish and the ways she was Bengali. Ms. Ray responded, "Well, I have Eastern European legs but I'm Canadian."

It made me think a friend, bubbling over about Obama's victory, who wished that I had been there to see all the people from different backgrounds, united in celebration and a renewed belief that they were one people, so I could understand what it meant to be American. And while I'm pleased for my friend and for all Americans who have found a reason to be proud about their country again, I don't need to see what that looks like - I live it every day.


Tuesday is Remembrance Day.

My employer gives me the day off, so when I'm in Canada, I always go to a Service of Remembrance, normally at the cenotaph in Kew Gardens Park but this year, I thought I might go to the service at the cenotaph at Old City Hall. There's also a ceremony at Queen's Park.

Last year, I was in Cambridge, England on Remembrance Day. It was the first time in nearly at decade that I hadn't attended a service of Remembrance, although I watched the Queen and the Royal Family lay wreaths at the Cenotaph on the Mall in London. Between living in Ireland, where there were no poppies - the Irish disdaining them as a sign of British unionism and WW I itself as a British war, no matter the tens of thousands of Ireland's sons buried in Flanders' muck (De Valera choosing to sit out World War II because, really, what was the threat of Hilter's unchecked aggression compared to an opportunity to thumb Irish independence in Britain's eye?) - and then coming to stay with my German friend over Remembrance Week, the day mostly passed by me. Not that my friend would have snatched the poppy from my coat (I was somewhat more concerned about the Irish but for a week or so, it was fun to pick Canadian tourists out in Temple Bar by the poppies on their coats) but I felt awkward and constrained on the subject around her. A reminder of how very much of our tradition of Remembrance has focused not on the bloody stupid waste of war but the righteousness of our cause - the fallen are not merely the dead but "the glorious dead", glory being a privilege of the victor.

I have a poppy pinned to both my jackets.


"In other news: rain is still wet."

The headline that Prime Minister Harper looks forward to meeting the President-Elect greeted me as I stepped into the vet's office last night.

No. Kidding.


I need to write the review of TSCC: "The Brothers of Nablus" - in the meantime, Charlie Jane Anders of io9 said most of what I wanted to say already, damn her - "io9 - This Is How You Do a Science Fiction Show About Religion."
lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 09:18 pm
9:18 pm EST - Dear talking head on BBC World News,

political commentary below, you click at your risk )

9:24 pm EST - BBC projects an Obama win in Ohio

(Electoral College vote: Obama 195/McCain 76)

9:34 pm EST - OH, FUCK. SHUT UP, JOHN BOLTON!

political commentary below, you click at your risk )

Meanwhile, McCain just lost five electoral college votes from his win column. WTF?

9:40 pm EST - Texas is called for McCain


(Electoral College vote: Obama 200/McCain 124)

More importantly, it's now a tie game in Raleigh where the Leafs are playing the Hurricanes with 9:32 in the third period.

9:58 pm EST - Holy Fuck, Virginia. What is up with you?

10:04 pm EST - The Hurricanes in overtime - FUCK YOU - but Eddie Izzard is on BBC World. He's looking so butch. GOD DAMMIT, EDDIE! GET YOUR TRANNY ON!!!

10:12 pm EST - The head of the Colorado Republican Party who's talking to BBC World News is both rude and IMO, deluded. I have to say, my US friends, your talking heads don't like someone contradicting them. And the moderator just told Bolton - also rude - to STFU.

Oh, BOLTON, Obama does not owe his nomination to the anti-war wing of the Democratic Party. TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS AND PUT DOWN THE KOOLAID, FUCKTARD.

10:15 pm EST - Where the fuck did McCain get the single EC vote?

(Electoral College vote: Obama 207/McCain 135)

10:24 pm EST - BBC World News just introduced David Frum. I literally screamed out loud.

*is filled with revulsion and loathing*

11:01 pm EST - BBC calls election for Barack Obama.

\o/

11:23 pm EST - McCain conceeds.

11:56 pm EST - I swear to God, I thought Gore Vidal was dead. Looking at him now, I figure I was only half wrong.

He may, however, be drunk off his tree.
lifeonqueen: (Default)
Monday, October 27th, 2008 08:56 pm
No one parodies Canadian politicians to Hey Bunny Lava.

Seriously, this is the best thing I've seen all day (yes, the Rays are sucking): McCain-Palin, Bollywood-style.

Then again, This Hour Has 22 Minutes did take time to assure Canadians that our Prime Minister was not a six-legged, shape-shifting, robot lizard sent from the future to destroy Canada. So there's that (although we're not sure about the lizard part).
lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Canada)
Saturday, October 18th, 2008 12:45 am
Obama
You preferred Obama's statements 100% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Obama

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!


Anyone shocked?

*crickets*

Okay, next subject...
lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008 12:36 pm
Remember that old saw about no stupid questions? There really is an exception that proves every rule: "Why Don't Canadian Conservatives Support Quebec Secession?"

Gee, you tell me...
lifeonqueen: (Misc - Stupid Rat Creatures by electricl)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 10:41 pm

GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS MINUTE!!!



Are you retarted? YOU'RE A MANUFACTURING TOWN? WHAT DO YOU THINK FLAHERTY'S GOING TO DO FOR YOU? TELL MORE BUSINESSES NOT TO INVEST IN ONTARIO?!
lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 10:16 pm
Oh, my GOD - yes, I can SEE the voter returns. STOP TELLING ME WHAT THE GRAPHIC SAYS!!@$*(&^!

Gah!

But Chantal Herbert makes me happy.
lifeonqueen: (Misc - Aliens - Ripley and Newt)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 05:24 pm
This New Doctor Who might actually bring me and the show back together again.

Proving what I’ve always said – that sugar and spice stuff is plain bullshit. Further proof: nothing like standing on a Saudi's throat to get his attention.

I was struck by the large article in the front section of today’s paper on your Election Day rights, including how to register to vote at the polls if you are a Canadian citizen who is not a registered voter. cut for Liberal/liberal rage )

Further nota bene - to the trogledytes in the Toronto Star's online forum - your voter registration card is your proof of citizenship, moron. Too bad they don't require proof of intelligence before voting.

Meanwhile, Red Green had this one covered years ago.

And I want to get all nerd-slutty with the the new MacBooks.

Things for later – John Cleese on Sarah Palin

Finallly, I'm what?!

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Huffledor


Morality with an orderly/chaotic split. You've got a fixed idea of morality, you know that for sure, but your view on regulations waffles. Rules are rules, but you're also able to see when it's really more of a guideline. Your strengths arise from your balanced view of order that allows you to carefully choose strategies for furthering your causes; your weakness is the fact that, given the success your strengths are likely to give you, you may not be receptive to the idea that you are not absolutely in the right.



The 4-grid I used to determine this is as follows:


Chaotic Orderly
Moral Gryffindor Hufflepuff
Rational Slytherin Ravenclaw

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

lifeonqueen: (BSG - Batshit Crazy (ehab_it))
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 01:29 pm
A Liberal Canadian and a Republican American get together... and decide they'd both vote Libertarian if they didn't secretly believe that those people were as crazy as they seem.

This has been your moment of WTF?! for the day.
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lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Canada)
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 03:37 pm
Democracy isn't a destination. It's a process. Exercise your rights, participate and vote.

Our government is a reflection of our society. When we as a nation cede our right to participate in government, our lack of care for our commonwealth is reflected in the lack of care our government shows to the institutions and traditions that support that common good - our environment, our parks and wilderness, our cities and rural communities, our schools and hospitals, our artists and athletes, our soldiers and public servants.

So vote. Whatever you do on Tuesday, October 14th, if you are 18 and over and a Canadian citizen eligible to vote, then vote.

To find out if you are eligible and how to enroll in the voters list, visit Elections Canada.

Stand up for Canada and vote. That's the first step.

The second is vote smart.

It's no secret how much I loathe our present government - I find them regressive, small-minded and hateful. And that's the polite version.

Canada is facing an environmental and economic crisis.

Stephen Harper and the Conservatives' policy of business as usual, of mortgaging our future and our children's future to big oil companies, of allowing industry to despoil our natural places, of the the politics of division, of the pettiness and patronizing and pandering to people's worst fears... It needs to stop. It needs to stop now.

So I urge you to consider http://www.voteforenvironment.ca/. Choose your candidate wisely. Vote to stop Stephen Harper and the Conservatives.
lifeonqueen: (Canadiana - Not Nic by butterflyicons)
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 04:44 pm
You'd be Canadian right now.

This election only has one issue and it's how afraid Stephen Harper was of facing re-election in a year when the economy will be down the crapper, rather than just swirling the drain.

And, despite being a lickspittle of a man, I don't think the electorate is actually going to hold him accountable for his venal, lying ways.

And more's the pity.

Someone wake me up when it's over.