Oh, dear.
Kristen Bell has been awarded, if that's the right term,
her own tag on GoFugYourself.
Personally, I blame Catholic school. I've heard from those with reason to know that it's hard to figure out how to dress yourself for formal occasions when you've spent your formative years in kilts and cardigans, surrounded by other girls wearing kilts and cardigans, high school teachers, and, well,
nuns.
Not that I'm any fashion plate (my how-to-dress book would be called "After That Time My Friends Held an Intervention About My Blue and White Plaid Flannel Shirt, I Stopped Dressing Like a Lumberjack"), then again I do know that ruffles belong on tuxedo shirts circa 1974 and
not your little black cocktail dress so we'll split the difference and call it even.