Your Looney Buns Are Fine Benny Lava!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ctegan's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I punched theshallowone in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I gave themusesbitch a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been nice (1712 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii! Sincerely, life_on_queen

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"Ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator." That's all kinds of awesome there, y'all.