US ELECTION WATCH 2008

9:18 pm EST - Dear talking head on BBC World News,

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9:24 pm EST - BBC projects an Obama win in Ohio

(Electoral College vote: Obama 195/McCain 76)

9:34 pm EST - OH, FUCK. SHUT UP, JOHN BOLTON!

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Meanwhile, McCain just lost five electoral college votes from his win column. WTF?

9:40 pm EST - Texas is called for McCain


(Electoral College vote: Obama 200/McCain 124)

More importantly, it's now a tie game in Raleigh where the Leafs are playing the Hurricanes with 9:32 in the third period.

9:58 pm EST - Holy Fuck, Virginia. What is up with you?

10:04 pm EST - The Hurricanes in overtime - FUCK YOU - but Eddie Izzard is on BBC World. He's looking so butch. GOD DAMMIT, EDDIE! GET YOUR TRANNY ON!!!

10:12 pm EST - The head of the Colorado Republican Party who's talking to BBC World News is both rude and IMO, deluded. I have to say, my US friends, your talking heads don't like someone contradicting them. And the moderator just told Bolton - also rude - to STFU.

Oh, BOLTON, Obama does not owe his nomination to the anti-war wing of the Democratic Party. TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS AND PUT DOWN THE KOOLAID, FUCKTARD.

10:15 pm EST - Where the fuck did McCain get the single EC vote?

(Electoral College vote: Obama 207/McCain 135)

10:24 pm EST - BBC World News just introduced David Frum. I literally screamed out loud.

*is filled with revulsion and loathing*

11:01 pm EST - BBC calls election for Barack Obama.

\o/

11:23 pm EST - McCain conceeds.

11:56 pm EST - I swear to God, I thought Gore Vidal was dead. Looking at him now, I figure I was only half wrong.

He may, however, be drunk off his tree.