Because I Obviously Don't Believe in Maintaining a Consistent Mood

[lifeonqueen]

This is why I love the Fug Girls So. Much. Not only do I get to play armchair Diva when I read their columns but they are genuinely the funniest thing I'm likely to read each day. From their commentary on Jennifer Hudson's Andre Leon Talley-directed red carpet ensemble:

Because a girl totally wants to look like she's wearing something that might have been spotted in the background of the Thriller video on the biggest night of her life. She also totally wants to have the hem of her shorty bolero hit her at the widest spot of her chest, making her look way bigger than she actually is. Oh, also? If she could find a color that totally makes her look washed out and boring? That'd be great. What's up with ALT? Did Anna Wintour crack him over the head with a thigh-high boot during a confrontation at the office, thereby knocking the chic out of his head?

They were not fans.