Why Is the Rum Always Gone?

[lifeonqueen]

Actually, my rum levels are fine. It's the diet cola that's run out.

I wonder how rum and soda water tastes? Or is this God's way of telling me to put down the rum and go to bed and stop getting pointlessly pissed of at silly movies that are no better than they ought to be.

On the other hand, I have more rum. RUM! Rum.

Mmmmmm. Rum.

eta: my favourite lines from this week:

"oh, look, Armageddon."

"On the scale of one to idiot."

"Feminist Anger, a la flambe."