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LJ seems to believe that there's a zombie apocalypse going on out there (I find this ironic considering my last post). Fortunately, there was no sign of slavering hordes of living dead out on the lawn behind our complex - at least no more so than usual considering the abnormally high population of government drones and political hacks in the neighbourhood.
No zombie apocalypse is good news for me as I'm informed that I have less than a 30 per cent chance of surviving one. I'd be more upset if I hadn't seen the movie - seriously, where is the upside of surviving a zombie apocalypse (as opposed to a zombie uprising, which seems to be more of an aggressive disruption in normal services and public infrastructure than an actual end-of-days type deal)?
Basically, if it can't be fixed with a cuppa tea and some quiet reflection, I'd just as rather die in the first wave and let all you intrepid Outward-Bound-like-to-poop-in-the-woods types deal with my corpse, thank you very much.
No zombie apocalypse is good news for me as I'm informed that I have less than a 30 per cent chance of surviving one. I'd be more upset if I hadn't seen the movie - seriously, where is the upside of surviving a zombie apocalypse (as opposed to a zombie uprising, which seems to be more of an aggressive disruption in normal services and public infrastructure than an actual end-of-days type deal)?
Basically, if it can't be fixed with a cuppa tea and some quiet reflection, I'd just as rather die in the first wave and let all you intrepid Outward-Bound-like-to-poop-in-the-woods types deal with my corpse, thank you very much.
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