To take my mind of a) my generally high level of piss-offedness lately and b) the never-shrinking pile o'correspondence on my desk: Linkspam that amuses me:
Antonia Zerbias has
10 things that would make women's live easier (Canadian version).
The Drowsy Chaperone is
coming home to a new baby and the Elgin. What are the chances I'll be able to get a ticket?
Spoilers for
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Scholastic and Bloomsbury tutt-tutt and say some people just won't let other people have any fun.
As I don't give an owl's feathery behind about Harry Potter et al (the movies are all right except Rupert Grint and Emma Watson have less chemistry than my high school transcript) I read'em and they seem entirely inkeeping with the series. I'd ennumerate how but that would be spoiling it for people - and I'm not an utter bitch (appearances to the contrary).
Cinemablend posted a rumour about plans for a
Keira and Orlando-free POTC 4, to which I say 'WTF, mate?' True, Johnny and Geoffrey Rush could read the phone book and make it entertaining but Captain Jack and Barbarossa are... well, it's like chocolate cake, eh? Much as I love chocolate cake, you need something to cut the sweetness otherwise even the best chocolate cake can be a bit sick-making. Same with incredibly-over-the-top, wildly flamboyant character roles: they're great balanced with more human-sized characters but putting one in charge of their own movie rarely ends well.
In the legal equivalent of saying "yo, dude,
chill,"
Italian magistrates have shelved an obscenity compliant against The Da Vinci, finding that while book and movie were an affront to basic human intelligence, overwhelming silliness and bad writing were not, in fact, criminal offences.
And finally, because I do believe that God is great, I'm basking in the confidence that
these guys will spend eternity having their nuts gnawed on by rabid weasels. Because writing a book and sponsoring international terrorism are obviously the same thing. Obviously.
Meanwhile, Irshad Manji responds to the whole situation with
her customary eloquent rationality (reprinted from the Grope&Flail). I am disturbed, however, to learn that
Glenn Beck apparently wants to give Irshad a great big sloppy tongue-kiss... ick. Neocon cooties.